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#1 Aug 05 2012 at 1:59 AM Rating: Decent
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...and wanted to create your very own troll thread, what would be your topic, and method (optional)?

For me, I think I'd go with "FFXI should implement jumping!"

Then, with microscopic focus, I would go on, in great detail about the .001% of the time where it "may" have been helpful (Taru's on stairs) and totally ignore the other 99.999% of gameplay where it would be absolutely infuriating to see everyone jumping all the time.

Any logic would be met with a made up example of the one time I was kiting and died because I got stuck on a pebble. Any further logic from the same poster would have me defensively calling said poster a troll. Further attempts at logic would be ignored...until the next poster comes along. Rinse & repeat.

I think I'd make it to half a page before my thread is locked or ignored all together.

Btw, RDM melee is off the table! You have to at least try!

31% insomnia + 15% intoxication + 34% boredom + 20% curiosity = this thread.
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#2 Aug 05 2012 at 2:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Aug 05 2012 at 3:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol. You guys never cease to make me chuckle.
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#4 Aug 05 2012 at 6:04 AM Rating: Good
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I'd make a thread about what it would be like to make a thread about trolling.
#5 Aug 05 2012 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd make a thread about SE implementing new detection methods for third party apps, and this meaning all the people using Windower are gonna get BANDT.
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#6 Aug 05 2012 at 10:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Aug 05 2012 at 10:54 PM Rating: Good
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Being able to alt-tab would be nice XD
#8 Aug 05 2012 at 11:33 PM Rating: Good
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Being able to alt-tab would be nice XD
There is an official windowed mode available, but it's not full screen. The unofficial windower is full screen.

Both options allow you to alt-tab.
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WAR\WHM >PLD

At least WAR/WHM can silena themselves!
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#11 Aug 06 2012 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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#12 Aug 06 2012 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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Anything involving RDM melee. Or, RDM in general.
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1) The /check function being equivalent to <insert culturally isolated offensive behavior>
2) CoP is too easy now
3) Limit breaks are too easy now
4) Exping is too easy now
5) Why isn't my level 75 gear that I worked 1 day/month/year/decade on relevant any more?
6) Abyssea ruined this game
7) Why isn't there any low level content?
8) What DD should I play?
9) Why are endgamers/hardcore players/people who have been playing longer than me so mean?
10) Wouldn't it be great if my <insert favorite job, usually a non-popular one> was given <insert completely overpowered abilities/spells>?
11) How do I make gil
12) Insert something about RDM
13) I just got back to the game and...
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#14 Aug 06 2012 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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So, my contribution:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/trollpost.png/

Bonus points for anyone that wants to do a direct display :P
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#15 Aug 06 2012 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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Fermion wrote:
...and wanted to create your very own troll thread, what would be your topic, and method (optional)?


The trolls over here in Norway usually eat rocks, so the thread would most likely include a description of rocks.

Something along the lines of;

Look at that good looking rock !
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#16 Aug 06 2012 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Look at that good looking rock !


I enjoy a redhead as much as the next person, but perhaps a #nsfw disclaimer may have been appropriate ^^
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Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Bagels! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!
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#19 Aug 06 2012 at 10:32 PM Rating: Excellent
Bagels can stuff it. English Muffin or GTFO.

Unless it's a bagel sandwidge, then we can talk.

Edited, Aug 6th 2012 11:33pm by AldousCayo
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#20 Aug 06 2012 at 10:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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If I were a troll bagel, I'd be too busy hanging out in Halvung at Einstein Bros. and stealing the Astral Candy Astral Cream Cheese to bother posting on forums.

Edited, Aug 6th 2012 11:02pm by Aliekber
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#21 Aug 06 2012 at 11:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a huge fan of bagels. Especially with cream cheese (Garden Vegetable, mainly. I blame Tim Hortons). I know that's generally an unhealthy breakfast, but my taste buds tend to veto my sensible conscious. I prefer blueberry bagels, although I'm not too picky.
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#22 Aug 07 2012 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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There is an official windowed mode available, but it's not full screen. The unofficial windower is full screen.

Both options allow you to alt-tab.


Hijacking thread! The official windowed mode messes up gamma/causes more lag and does not work as good as fullscreen. The unofficial windower forces a screen resolution and makes the screen/text small and you can't change it. There are work arounds but in the end it breaks mouse movement (and I still use the mouse).
#23 Aug 07 2012 at 7:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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If I were a Troll, I would find a Troll THF to steal from some PUP adventurers some Attachments so I can really pimp out my Troll's Automaton.

Or maybe I'd take the Al Zahbi-Mhaura ferry in reverse, situate myself on the most heavily trafficked bridge in the Middle Lands and demand a toll.
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#24 Aug 07 2012 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bagel: Selbina Flour X2, Rock Salt x2, Distilled Water, Bird Egg, Maple Sugar - Makes 6 NQ, 30 minutes
HP +50
Double Attack +1%
Crit Hit Rate + 1%

Lox Bagel (HQ) - Makes 6 HQ, 1 hour each
HP +75
Double Attack +2%
Crit hit rate +2%

Cream Cheese Bagel (NQ recipe with cheese tossed in)
HP +50
Double Attack +1%
Crit Hit rate +1%
hHP +20
Latent Effect: (when under 75% HP): Adds Regen (2/tick)

Cream Cheese Bagel with Lox (HQ)
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hHP +30
Latent Effect: (when under 75% HP): Adds Regen (5/tick)
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#25 Aug 07 2012 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like bagels as much as the next chap, but I think that rock discussion had merit too.
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#26 Aug 07 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
My troll thread would be about how unfair the karma system is.
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