...and wanted to create your very own troll thread, what would be your topic, and method (optional)?
For me, I think I'd go with "FFXI should implement jumping!"
Then, with microscopic focus, I would go on, in great detail about the .001% of the time where it "may" have been helpful (Taru's on stairs) and totally ignore the other 99.999% of gameplay where it would be absolutely infuriating to see everyone jumping all the time.
Any logic would be met with a made up example of the one time I was kiting and died because I got stuck on a pebble. Any further logic from the same poster would have me defensively calling said poster a troll. Further attempts at logic would be ignored...until the next poster comes along. Rinse & repeat.
I think I'd make it to half a page before my thread is locked or ignored all together.
Btw, RDM melee is off the table! You have to at least try!
31% insomnia + 15% intoxication + 34% boredom + 20% curiosity = this thread.