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#1 Aug 05 2012 at 1:59 AM Rating: Decent
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...and wanted to create your very own troll thread, what would be your topic, and method (optional)?

For me, I think I'd go with "FFXI should implement jumping!"

Then, with microscopic focus, I would go on, in great detail about the .001% of the time where it "may" have been helpful (Taru's on stairs) and totally ignore the other 99.999% of gameplay where it would be absolutely infuriating to see everyone jumping all the time.

Any logic would be met with a made up example of the one time I was kiting and died because I got stuck on a pebble. Any further logic from the same poster would have me defensively calling said poster a troll. Further attempts at logic would be ignored...until the next poster comes along. Rinse & repeat.

I think I'd make it to half a page before my thread is locked or ignored all together.

Btw, RDM melee is off the table! You have to at least try!

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Lol. You guys never cease to make me chuckle.
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#4 Aug 05 2012 at 6:04 AM Rating: Good
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I'd make a thread about what it would be like to make a thread about trolling.
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I'd make a thread about SE implementing new detection methods for third party apps, and this meaning all the people using Windower are gonna get BANDT.
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Being able to alt-tab would be nice XD
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Being able to alt-tab would be nice XD
There is an official windowed mode available, but it's not full screen. The unofficial windower is full screen.

Both options allow you to alt-tab.
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WAR\WHM >PLD

At least WAR/WHM can silena themselves!
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Due to player feedback over the years, we are looking into adding an option to see price history on an item you are attempting to sell on the auction house. Selecting this option will display the 10 most recent sales just as you would see when bidding on items.

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Anything involving RDM melee. Or, RDM in general.
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1) The /check function being equivalent to <insert culturally isolated offensive behavior>
2) CoP is too easy now
3) Limit breaks are too easy now
4) Exping is too easy now
5) Why isn't my level 75 gear that I worked 1 day/month/year/decade on relevant any more?
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So, my contribution:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/trollpost.png/

Bonus points for anyone that wants to do a direct display :P
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...and wanted to create your very own troll thread, what would be your topic, and method (optional)?


The trolls over here in Norway usually eat rocks, so the thread would most likely include a description of rocks.

Something along the lines of;

Look at that good looking rock !
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Look at that good looking rock !


I enjoy a redhead as much as the next person, but perhaps a #nsfw disclaimer may have been appropriate ^^
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Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Bagels! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!
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#19 Aug 06 2012 at 10:32 PM Rating: Excellent
Bagels can stuff it. English Muffin or GTFO.

Unless it's a bagel sandwidge, then we can talk.

Edited, Aug 6th 2012 11:33pm by AldousCayo
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If I were a troll bagel, I'd be too busy hanging out in Halvung at Einstein Bros. and stealing the Astral Candy Astral Cream Cheese to bother posting on forums.

Edited, Aug 6th 2012 11:02pm by Aliekber
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I'm a huge fan of bagels. Especially with cream cheese (Garden Vegetable, mainly. I blame Tim Hortons). I know that's generally an unhealthy breakfast, but my taste buds tend to veto my sensible conscious. I prefer blueberry bagels, although I'm not too picky.
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#22 Aug 07 2012 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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There is an official windowed mode available, but it's not full screen. The unofficial windower is full screen.

Both options allow you to alt-tab.


Hijacking thread! The official windowed mode messes up gamma/causes more lag and does not work as good as fullscreen. The unofficial windower forces a screen resolution and makes the screen/text small and you can't change it. There are work arounds but in the end it breaks mouse movement (and I still use the mouse).
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If I were a Troll, I would find a Troll THF to steal from some PUP adventurers some Attachments so I can really pimp out my Troll's Automaton.

Or maybe I'd take the Al Zahbi-Mhaura ferry in reverse, situate myself on the most heavily trafficked bridge in the Middle Lands and demand a toll.
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#25 Aug 07 2012 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like bagels as much as the next chap, but I think that rock discussion had merit too.
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#26 Aug 07 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
My troll thread would be about how unfair the karma system is.
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I would advocate BLM as a viable sub for SMN whilst also meleeing because it means you can do triple the damage!
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Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Ponies! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!
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Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Ponies! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!

I can't believe I have to wait until October for season 3. C'mon already, man!
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Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Ponies! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!
I can't believe I have to wait until October for season 3. C'mon already, man!
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Must... not... think... about... ponies...

Let's spare a thought for the development team on Seekers of Adoulin. They're going to have to review every single weapon and piece of equipment in the game and determine if they can put "RNF" or "GEO" onto it! That's a lot of stuff!

Oh, wait, the trollish comment.

In order to speed adoption of the new jobs, they should be able to equip any armour or weapon at all.
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Let's spare a thought for the development team on Seekers of Adoulin. They're going to have to review every single weapon and piece of equipment in the game and determine if they can put "RNF" or "GEO" onto it! That's a lot of stuff!


"Okay, we've got all the armor designed for mages here. Take out, ****, anything with buttons on it. Geomancers can't use gear with buttons on it. New rule I just made up. That's totally canon. Oh, and take out anything with elemental resistances higher than +5. Why? Because **** you! Now, let's see, we want them to do our new endgame content, so take out anything that we felt was a desirable endgame item. Yes, all of it. Hmm, not much left. Okay, let's put them on... I don't know... Skadi. Mages love Skadi. What, they don't like Skadi? Look, we could argue about this all morning or I could get in the back nine before lunch. I thought so. Let's go."

Look at PUP armor and tell me they didn't just do this.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Thread hijacks are more fun. This thread is now about Bagels! Discuss, or suffer the Wrath of Kao!


Well, to make a troll thread, I usually just need to post something that contains words. Therefor, if I post about how much I love pizza bagels, I'm both on topic, on derailed topic, and off topic at the same time.
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Pizza bagels are disgusting.
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So much like the old "no ****" phrase uttered when men do things normally considered *** but want to assure everyone around them they aren't, if you wanted to be serious in a troll thread do you need to say "no trololo?"
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Pizza bagels are disgusting.


You would blaspheme the deliciousness of the pizza bagel in my presence?
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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If I was a troll, I would insult and have /rant with a touch of Pure hate aimed at................

These god **** ponies!!!!! have watched about 3 seconds worth and I dont get why they are all the talk! ahhhhhhh * mjin gakure *
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I... don't like bagels. :/
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I... don't like bagels. :/

Okay, that's just going too far.
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#41 Aug 10 2012 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I once considered starting an asylum thread asking what a troll was.


That sounds like grounds for troll rehabilitation sentencing!
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That's basically what you're saying.
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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I once considered starting an asylum thread asking what a troll was.


That sounds like grounds for troll rehabilitation sentencing!

I have no idea what that means.
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#44 Aug 10 2012 at 10:54 PM Rating: Good
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That sounds like grounds for troll rehabilitation sentencing!

I have no idea what that means.

You go to a center for trolls. Where trolls can learn how to properly handle the excessive need to troll in an understanding environment.

The goal of every center is for you to come out as good as lolgaxe or Jinte. So good, whatever the **** they are doing we don't have a word for yet.
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Laxedrane the Irrelevant wrote:
Peimei wrote:
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I once considered starting an asylum thread asking what a troll was.


That sounds like grounds for troll rehabilitation sentencing!

I have no idea what that means.

You go to a center for trolls. Where trolls can learn how to properly handle the excessive need to troll in an understanding environment.

The goal of every center is for you to come out as good as lolgaxe or Jinte. So good, whatever the @#%^ they are doing we don't have a word for yet.

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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Would that word be ponytrolling?
Or my little Trollny?
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Also, soooo close.
I think I'll have to ding in the monk forums.
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I'm guessing that thread made you 1k? lol I'll probably do something similar.
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MNK: "OK we're gonna go in and get those items."
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I know this is unhealthy breakfast, but my taste buds tend to veto my sense of reason. Not only heroes used to wear Men's Hooded Leather Jacket but also villains used to wear fox fur collar leather jacket buy from cwmalls.com them to show a naughty and negative side of the character they played.


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