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#8002 May 28 2012 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a web application developer by trade raelix, though I build mostly forms applications, lots of database work etc
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What no "Oh sh*t Nila is in the hospital" thread? You're a sucky friend Fara! Smiley: tongue
I WAS GOING TO but I couldn't think of a good enough buttsex joke that wouldn't get flagged by mods Smiley: frown

Try harder! Also my butt hurts when I sneeze. Smiley: glare

Good thing I'm not allergic to outside like people with lolhayfever!
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I bet pooping is like murder.
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Good thing I'm not allergic to outside like people with lolhayfever!
You're not in the best position to be laughing at other peoples afflictions right now. Smiley: tongue
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I'm just allergic to grass. Made the mistake of walking through the five foot high stuff out back. Came back in and had to strip and shower just so I could keep my eyes open, broke out the eye drops.

But it gets me out of yard work Smiley: nod
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#8011 May 30 2012 at 12:02 AM Rating: Decent
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It's a shame it's only 5.2%. I'd love to let this stuff stew for about six months.
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#8012 May 30 2012 at 1:03 AM Rating: Decent
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You know, if you wouldn't put those things in there, this sort of thing probably wouldn't happen.
#8013 May 30 2012 at 1:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Finuve wrote:
I'm a web application developer by trade raelix, though I build mostly forms applications, lots of database work etc

Yup that's 90% of what I'm doing.

I think my best idea so far was to take these long chunks of user input (full of touchy syntax) and just base64 them for sterility and escaping and just toss them in a mediumtext. No chance of injection, easy to measure actual input size, and a built-in php function. I have to do the same for sounds and images for proper preload on html5 embedding anyway (demo, base64 embedded sounds to get around browsers failing to cache them for some reason), and I've found you can do the same with anything that has a mime type.

And then I get to bitch people off my site that don't use compliant browsers so my sandboxing works (XSS in-but-not-out subdomain page in iframe). I think I'll have a special 'F*CK YOU' page for IE6 users.

I think you'll really enjoy the concept at least. I just didn't wanna see it come crashing down for lack of security. You can definitely help me with my override list later on.

Oh, and yes that JS on HTML5 thing I linked it sort of what The Project relates to, and yes it WILL kill your browser because it's intended as a stress test (How many sound channels, how many draw instructions, how many alpha gradients... before a browser just craps itself). It is fun as hell to watch though, just don't background the tab (you'll hear sounds very sparsely like it's running really slow) or you'll NaN the FPS tracking and cause the cleanup system to fail and your FPS will just start crawling as more and more scorches pile up (alpha gradients are the meanest thing you can do to a canvas).

Edited, May 30th 2012 1:16am by Raelix
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#8014 May 30 2012 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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It's a shame it's only 5.2%. I'd love to let this stuff stew for about six months.


i just got this as an extra in a trade. looking forward to it :D
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Seed for an incredible but confusing battle for that link in my last post: GFBWSKV194PIOLC

When in doubt: Super Turret!

Edited, May 30th 2012 6:11pm by Raelix
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That sounds fun raelix, im an asp.net developer at work, however im trying to spruce my php back up since microsoft has pissed on consumers and developers with windows 8 and visual studio 2011
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Yeah once I truly understood what PHP is and figured out most of the paradigms involved (mostly just how to use post, and cheaty easy methods to generate a hidden form to do so instead of monkeying with headers) I realized how easy this site would be to create. I was digging for help for a little while prior to that, but if you know one language you can tear into just about any other and all any language ever requires is knowing what you want to do.

I learn mostly by cribbing, so getting into PHP was a little trickier than JS.

Edited, May 31st 2012 11:14am by Raelix
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#8018 May 31 2012 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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PHP is awful- it's nothing but one hack after another... or at least that was my impression of it. The language is great for database work though.
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PHP is awful- it's nothing but one hack after another... or at least that was my impression of it. The language is great for database work though.

Nah, 5.4.3 seems to be amazingly cleaned up compared to how it used to be. Every little snippet and tutorial I find has little things like "Unless you've got 5.2.x+, then you don't have to give sh*t about this obnoxious syntax and can just call awesome_function_replacement()".

It pretty much dumps the old mucking with global configuration variables and just does things sensibly.

Having practically the same syntax as JavaScript is amazing when you're doing both in the same page. They're practically the same language and Notepad++ has some glorious highlighting ability for both, even inline.

Also I'm running PHP-FPM on Nginx over a unix socket, so it's wicked f*cking fast for my application (fairly static pages with single database calls) and for being on a Linode instead of some dedicated umpteen core rig that Apache almost demands anymore.

Edited, May 31st 2012 2:12pm by Raelix
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#8020 Jun 01 2012 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
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I hate PHP. Ugh. Worst class ever. I passed though!
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Eleven more days until Lollipop Chainsaw.
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I hate PHP. Ugh. Worst class ever. I passed though!

It's just server-side javascript. I just don't get the animosity.

They probably just teach way too much optimization. Like jumping straight to JQuery.

Now... CSS on the other hand is indeed one of the worst languages ever, or at least the number one pain the ass when trying to get a page to behave how you want.
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Lollipop chainsaw being the most Japanese game ever, right?
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Eleven more days until Lollipop Chainsaw.
I want this more than I should...

I also want this

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#8025 Jun 02 2012 at 4:53 AM Rating: Good
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Eleven more days until Lollipop Chainsaw.
I want this more than I should...

I also want this

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17iyzh0axp9msjpg/original.jpg

I wouldn't mind one of those...
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I hate PHP. Ugh. Worst class ever. I passed though!

It's just server-side javascript. I just don't get the animosity.

They probably just teach way too much optimization. Like jumping straight to JQuery.

Now... CSS on the other hand is indeed one of the worst languages ever, or at least the number one pain the ass when trying to get a page to behave how you want.
If you ever taught a Computer Code For People Who Have Never Seen Computer Code Ever Before class, I'd sign up for it.
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This
if ( statement ) { 
    instructions 
}

is an if-then statement. If the statement following the if is true, then the instructions inside the {} brackets is executed. Hence, an if-then statement.

Example
if ( AgeofNila > 99 ) { 
    print "Nila is an old man" 
}


Congratulations, you can now code if-then statement.
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I'm only 24 Smiley: glare
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if ( Nila.age >= 25 ) { 
    Document.write("Nila is an old man"); 
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Fix'd for how it should be taught from the start. Also you forgot your EOL.

I'm a big fan of Your.value and You.DoThis() syntax. Leads to more behavioral coding than instructional coding, if that makes any sense...

So for any given 'thing' you have a .dostuff() function. Each 'thing' does what it does when its thing.dostuff() is called. It also as a thing.draw() function and a .exists() function to tell us if it's already dead or removed to not worry about it, so your main loop looks like:

function Main() { 
    for(n in things) { //things is an array set of all the thing objects created. I just have a copypasta for setting this up still. 
        if(things[n].exists()) { //no need to do stuff for things not still in play 
            things[n].dostuff(); 
            things[n].draw(); 
        } 
    } 
    fakeschedulefunctionjusttogiveyouanideaofwhatitdoes(do Main() in 16ms); // or however you do it in whatever language 
} 
Main(); // get the ball rolling


If you wanna get really tricksy, you put your .dostuff in one loop and your .draw in a different loop and schedule them separately, increasing the 'delay' on the draw loop (reducing the draw rate) if the dostuff loop is getting slowed down too much. This way your gameplay always tries to run the same speed but will start dropping the draw rate if it doesn't have enough resources. It's pretty much a giant asynchronous threading hack.

And I've been writing javascript for... three months?

Edited, Jun 2nd 2012 2:51pm by Raelix
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#8031 Jun 02 2012 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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I have to script using Python next year. Fun.
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"No traction, no action" is what I say.
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Oh, and every programming class I've taken (all two of them) has been infatuated with matrix operations that you never use. It's like there's this retarded thinking among the people who write these course programs that all data should be stored in a single matrix instead of a per-object array.
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#8034 Jun 02 2012 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'm a big fan of Your.value and You.DoThis() syntax.
Ruby! Everything is an object.
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I'm a big fan of Your.value and You.DoThis() syntax.
Ruby! Everything is an object.

Yeah that's pretty much what you can turn Javascript into with liberal use of prototype.
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Sorry Rae, you logged on and within 5 min it was sexin time. Because this needed to be public <.<;
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"BRB, f*cking my wife" is always a DRK-worthy excuse.

Edited, Jun 5th 2012 2:44am by Raelix
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"I have to let my hamster out to make a dookie" was the best.
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I've seen "afk need new poop sock" before Smiley: oyvey
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Was it a tube sock? Because I can imagine that.
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So I've sent an e-mail to SE to try to get my POL password reset. I'm so weak. I lasted like 2 years though, that's something, right? Smiley: glare
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Best be getting to Siren then.

I want a DRK army.
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My DRK is teh subjob. I only post here for teh lulz. That being said I may server jump. None of my old friends play any more I don't think.
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How the hell am I supposed to know that?

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So I've sent an e-mail to SE to try to get my POL password reset. I'm so weak. I lasted like 2 years though, that's something, right? Smiley: glare

I've got nothing to which I need or want to go back. I'd thought about it, but I was playing FFXI for the plot at the end of the day and everything post-WOG seems like a crappy attempt to shoehorn stuff in for no reason. If I want to play to grind and kill stuff, I'll stick with EVE.

Edited, Jun 9th 2012 1:52am by Lucinus
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I never did get my Black Belt. That always bugged me tbh.
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Ha ha, quitter. You quit quitting, therefor you est a quitter.
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At least I refuse to give up smoking. That's commitment right there!
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So um, I got my POL password back. Yaay?
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I'm committed to quitting.
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I think your hammer committed you to quitting.
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