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#1 May 17 2012 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm doing it. Due in December.

Let the PforU's commence.
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#2 May 17 2012 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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The capitalization of that U is freaking me out.

Congrats on creating a carbon copy, you narcissistic freak. Smiley: grin
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So you're the one heralding in the zombie apocalypse. Smiley: mad
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#4 May 17 2012 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lolgaxe, find me a GIF of line dancing rodents.

To the op:

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#5 May 17 2012 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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So you're the one heralding in the zombie apocalypse. Smiley: mad


This is the plan.
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Lolgaxe, find me a GIF of line dancing rodents.
I hope this wasn't a challenge.
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He meant rodent robots.
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#8 May 17 2012 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Yay, grats! Smiley: grin
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Lolgaxe, find me a GIF of line dancing rodents.
I hope this wasn't a challenge.
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Not at all. I've always said "conga rats" and always wanted a GIF of line dancing mice to link to when I said it. As if I would go to anyone else for something like that?
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#10 May 17 2012 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Way to contribute to the overpopulation of the planet.
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#11 May 17 2012 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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He meant rodent robots.
With eyes that large and such minimal capacity for motion, it's clear those are robotic rodents. Smiley: oyvey
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I'm doing it.


It's considered common curiosity to wait until you're finished to text people; just sayin. unless of course we're all cool with that; then POIDH

Oh, and grats. Smiley: wink

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#14 May 17 2012 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Grats.

Everyone is having babies and I feel left out (I could totally breed right now, I think I'm even ovulating based on the dreams I'm having, but I needs more education. There are even two people who've told me in the last week that they want to make babby with me - and not just pretend to.)

I hope it's gonna be awesome and that you're not feeling too crappy for the next 7 months.
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Let the PforU's commence.

**** for uterus?
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#16 May 17 2012 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grats.

Everyone is having babies and I feel left out


I totally feel you there Kali. It seems like everyone I know is having babies. Makes me want one even more, but I know that now is a really really bad time for me to get knocked up.
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#17 May 17 2012 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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toohotforu wrote:
Let the PforU's commence.

**** for uterus?


If that's the case, it's a bit late for that.

Congrats!
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Kalivha wrote:
Grats.

Everyone is having babies and I feel left out


I totally feel you there Kali. It seems like everyone I know is having babies. Makes me want one even more, but I know that now is a really really bad time for me to get knocked up.


I don't know if it's ever gonna be a good time. I am not sure if I'm gonna be able to sacrifice my life - I need to see what life I'll have 7 or 8 years from now and go from there, I guess.
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Kalivha wrote:
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Everyone is having babies and I feel left out


I totally feel you there Kali. It seems like everyone I know is having babies. Makes me want one even more, but I know that now is a really really bad time for me to get knocked up.


I don't know if it's ever gonna be a good time. I am not sure if I'm gonna be able to sacrifice my life - I need to see what life I'll have 7 or 8 years from now and go from there, I guess.


If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
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#20 May 17 2012 at 4:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on the impending reproduction!

Thank you for furthering the population, thus lessening my obligation to do so even more.
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#21 May 17 2012 at 8:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kalivha wrote:
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Everyone is having babies and I feel left out


I totally feel you there Kali. It seems like everyone I know is having babies. Makes me want one even more, but I know that now is a really really bad time for me to get knocked up.


I don't know if it's ever gonna be a good time. I am not sure if I'm gonna be able to sacrifice my life - I need to see what life I'll have 7 or 8 years from now and go from there, I guess.


For me that's only a small part of the issue. It's mostly about money. I have no intention of bringing a child into this world when I can barely afford to take care of myself as it is. I think that's incredibly irresponsible.
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A Modest Proposal it is, then.
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If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
24.

Basically if I don't go into aid work (which will make having babies difficult unless I find someone with the same contractor and we get some kinda joint contract), I'll finish my education by 2019 if everything goes by plan. I could certainly afford having kids before then, but I really want to learn something different while I'm being a mum (like PUNJABI).

I've got two marriage proposals pending at the moment, more or less - one of them will soon earn money, if all else fails in Pakistan, the other is already earning a decent family income. I'm just not in the right place to consider either right now.

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For me that's only a small part of the issue. It's mostly about money. I have no intention of bringing a child into this world when I can barely afford to take care of myself as it is. I think that's incredibly irresponsible.


See above, that'd not even be a problem. Going to rural parts of Somalia or Cambodia for a few months randomly? That's more of an issue.

There's also the part where I really don't want to be dependent on a guy unless I get a Punjabi or Islamic Studies degree out of it and after I'm finished with my current stuff, but if I happened to get pregnant that'd be less of an issue.
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Congartsulations!

Are we placing bets on when it'll pop out yet?
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Congrats, Tofu!! Any names picked out yet?

Also, I love how every thread is secretly about Kalivha...
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Also, I love how every thread is secretly about Kalivha...

Yeah. It happens in the OOT Skype chat too.

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Woot! Mine was a December baby as well. Would be cool if yours was born on the same day as mine. (December 6th)
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Also, I love how every thread is secretly about Kalivha...
I swear I'm not even trying, really.


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Woot! Mine was a December baby as well. Would be cool if yours was born on the same day as mine. (December 6th)
You had a baby?

Somehow I missed that completely... congrats belatedly?
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Congratulations on your forthcoming demon spawn!
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How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Grats on the thingy.
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That was already covered with Smash and Nexa's newest demonspawn.
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Congo-rats! FYI: the closer to Christmas you deliver, the more your child will resent you. As most people are cheap and will either combine birthday and Christmas items, or skip out one or the other. And usually Jesus's birthday wins over yours.

Take it from a December 19th baby Smiley: bah
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Belkira wrote:
Also, I love how every thread is secretly about Kalivha...
I swear I'm not even trying, really.


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Woot! Mine was a December baby as well. Would be cool if yours was born on the same day as mine. (December 6th)
You had a baby?

Somehow I missed that completely... congrats belatedly?


You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown
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Congo-rats! FYI: the closer to Christmas you deliver, the more your child will resent you. As most people are cheap and will either combine birthday and Christmas items, or skip out one or the other. And usually Jesus's birthday wins over yours.

Take it from a December 19th baby Smiley: bah


Yup, my grandma's birthday is the 23rd. She's almost 80 and she still gets **** about it. Smiley: lol
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You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown


I don't generally unfriend people, ever. I honestly have no idea how that happened. PM me your FB or something, please?
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You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown


I don't generally unfriend people, ever. I honestly have no idea how that happened. PM me your FB or something, please?


I was just thinking about that. My wife probably logged in on mine and removed you, as she has done before with others. She says it's because she feels threatened by my Facebook friends who are female who she thinks look prettier than her Smiley: rolleyes. I will re-ad you because I love reading status updates from awesome people Smiley: grin

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Tell your wife that it's stupid to be insecure about things like that. Especially when it's a woman who lives halfway across the world.
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Congo-rats! FYI: the closer to Christmas you deliver, the more your child will resent you. As most people are cheap and will either combine birthday and Christmas items, or skip out one or the other. And usually Jesus's birthday wins over yours.

Take it from a December 19th baby Smiley: bah
My brother's bday is December 19th and mine's Jan 5th. My parents always went out of their way to make our birthdays special. Most of my family, as a result, treated Christmas and birthdays as completely separate and very distinct things. You just had **** parents.
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Congo-rats! FYI: the closer to Christmas you deliver, the more your child will resent you. As most people are cheap and will either combine birthday and Christmas items, or skip out one or the other. And usually Jesus's birthday wins over yours.

Take it from a December 19th baby Smiley: bah
My brother's bday is December 19th and mine's Jan 5th. My parents always went out of their way to make our birthdays special. Most of my family, as a result, treated Christmas and birthdays as completely separate and very distinct things. You just had sh*tty parents.
My parents were great about avoiding making gifts combined and lame(Dec 22 here, btw), but everyone else...not so much.
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You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown


I don't generally unfriend people, ever. I honestly have no idea how that happened. PM me your FB or something, please?


I was just thinking about that. My wife probably logged in on mine and removed you, as she has done before with others. She says it's because she feels threatened by my Facebook friends who are female who she thinks look prettier than her Smiley: rolleyes. I will re-ad you because I love reading status updates from awesome people Smiley: grin


Why are you still married to this woman?
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You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown


I don't generally unfriend people, ever. I honestly have no idea how that happened. PM me your FB or something, please?


I was just thinking about that. My wife probably logged in on mine and removed you, as she has done before with others. She says it's because she feels threatened by my Facebook friends who are female who she thinks look prettier than her Smiley: rolleyes. I will re-ad you because I love reading status updates from awesome people Smiley: grin


Why are you still married to this woman?


Because she's deleting all his female facebook friends, duh. Smiley: oyvey
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You'd know if you didn't unfriend me on Facebook. Smiley: frown


I don't generally unfriend people, ever. I honestly have no idea how that happened. PM me your FB or something, please?


I was just thinking about that. My wife probably logged in on mine and removed you, as she has done before with others. She says it's because she feels threatened by my Facebook friends who are female who she thinks look prettier than her Smiley: rolleyes. I will re-ad you because I love reading status updates from awesome people Smiley: grin


Why are you still married to this woman?


Because she's deleting all his female facebook friends, duh. Smiley: oyvey


I was assuming she was heir to some fabulous corporate fortune, but that works too.
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Kuwoobie, maybe you can suggest, politely of course, that a healthier way of dealing with those jealousies is to instead try to friend those same women. I will be honest, I can understand being wary of a bunch of random Internet women on a husband's FaceBook. I don't think she's dealing with it in a healthy way, but who am I to judge? Maybe her last boyfriend cheated on her with some random Internet chick.
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Kuwoobie, maybe you can suggest, politely of course, that a healthier way of dealing with those jealousies is to instead try to friend those same women. I will be honest, I can understand being wary of a bunch of random Internet women on a husband's FaceBook. I don't think she's dealing with it in a healthy way, but who am I to judge? Maybe her last boyfriend cheated on her with some random Internet chick.


Her last husband did, yes. Several times. I'm actually her first relationship with someone who hasn't and won't cheat on her.
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