As I have a 6 week old son and have lost track of this quaint day naming system you people use, I'll assume this post is still current.
Today I realized that when I decided to stop working and be a stay at home dad, that the noble phrasing I used to deliver the news should have been less "I'm going to take some time off and raise my kids, this isn't a career for me it's just money, I can always make more money, I'm probably not going to have many more children" and more "You know, I've always wanted to spend hours each day cleaning sh[b][i][it off of tiny testicles, that's something that's really been missing from my life".
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.