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#1 Nov 29 2010 at 2:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think it is time the community elects a president and leader to be the head of our glorious beta army! Elections will be held starting now and I will decide the winner on the 1st of December. Feel free to nominate your self and vote as many times as you want, I will count all of them. Remember this is serious, here are some traits a good president should have:

-Obviously should be a male (females pretending to be male are o.k.)

-Have some sort of experience leading a country or nation

-Have no life and minimal IRL friends, this is srs buisness.

-Be a champion of pve and memorize all encounters and loot tables

-Choose Guardian because they are the good guys and will protect our people from evil defiant PKERS

I will go first and nominate myself... decide this forums fate my good Zammaritans
#2 Nov 29 2010 at 2:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bump with 1 vote for Moelester.
#3 Nov 29 2010 at 3:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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I ask for bacon to run for presidence.

because

1) its a man's food
2) without bacon, USA would collapse so its technically running the country and thus, has experience.
3) bacon is dead, it has no life. Thats why you eat it :) .
4) Nothing tastes better than juicy bacon!! (a champions breakfast)
5) By being electrocuted to death to be served on your plate it dislikes all technology, down with defiants!!


Vote for Bacon to be your leader.


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#4 Nov 29 2010 at 3:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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I will have to vote for myself.

Not everything needs a reason, it just needs to be done. So do not question why; just vote on me and you will enjoy a ride you never have experienced before.

Edit: Viva la revolution against Bohtauri and Moe! Join the revolution!

Edited, Nov 29th 2010 4:52am by Dshaft
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#5 Nov 29 2010 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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Everyone Vote fooooooooooor....


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#6 Nov 29 2010 at 4:05 AM Rating: Decent
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You troll

I know why you want Kaasha, but Kaasha is never nice to you or does not speak to a scholar. You need at least an orange title to be spoken to by Kaasha.

I will speak to you, even as president. You only have to address me as mr. President and I will listen. You can tell me any secret you want, you rant, complain etc. I will be there for you and everyone else!

Edited, Nov 29th 2010 5:06am by Dshaft
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#7 Nov 29 2010 at 4:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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another vote for moe!

FOX NEWS BREAKING UNBIASED POLL!!!!

Moelester is unsuprisingly leading the race with 3 votes (all submitted by himself)

Boh, I mean BACON is currently working with 1 vote as well as Dshaft who is representing the green party, and we have a nomination for Kaasha who would obviously rain beta keys upon this great nation.
#8 Nov 29 2010 at 4:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think an admin's vote counts as 13,000 votes simultaneously
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#9 Nov 29 2010 at 4:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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This puts bacon in quite a favorable spot, oh well another vote for moe!
#10 Nov 29 2010 at 4:14 AM Rating: Good
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moelester wrote:
another vote for moe!

FOX NEWS BREAKING UNBIASED POLL!!!!

Moelester is unsuprisingly leading the race with 3 votes (all submitted by himself)

Boh, I mean BACON is currently working with 1 vote as well as Dshaft who is representing the green party, and we have a nomination for Kaasha who would obviously rain beta keys upon this great nation.


Bohtauri wrote:
I think an admin's vote counts as 13,000 votes simultaneously


Yes it has been decided by upper hand. You both are disqualified for corruption. Head over to the corner and stay there until I say you can come back! Now go!
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#11 Nov 29 2010 at 4:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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awww :(
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#12 Nov 29 2010 at 4:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Coppertone127 has been nominated for president of ZamRift and will receive a gift of 50 votes to start, he is a wise and honest man, he will make a great leader someday.
#13 Nov 29 2010 at 4:18 AM Rating: Default
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moelester wrote:
Coppertone127 has been nominated for president of ZamRift and will receive a gift of 50 votes to start, he is a wise and honest man, he will make a great leader someday.


You purple title have nothing to say here anymore! Go to your corner! NO, I do not want to hear your complain!

Move it, move it, move it!
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#14 Nov 29 2010 at 4:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Come on everyone knows that Kaasha or Boh will be presidents !!

Ooooo w8 got a new entry for the elections and it's none other than KINSUME !!
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#15 Nov 29 2010 at 4:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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A vote for moe is a vote for justice! hit that green arrow in the upper right and be blessed with long life and vitality.
#16 Nov 29 2010 at 4:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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agriosgeorge wrote:
Come on everyone knows that Kaasha or Boh will be presidents !!

Ooooo w8 got a new entry for the elections and it's none other than KINSUME !!


The plot thickens! My old rival returned from the grave eh?! where are you Kins, show yourself!!
#17 Nov 29 2010 at 4:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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i vote for dshaft! YES WE CAN!
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#18 Nov 29 2010 at 5:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh whats this? right just another vote for moelester! I should start in on my acceptance speech.
#19 Nov 29 2010 at 6:05 AM Rating: Decent
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moelester wrote:
Oh whats this? right just another vote for moelester! I should start in on my acceptance speech.


Give it up. I already earned my purple title, even though people voted me down. You cannot win from me muahaha.

Moelester, go prepare a welcome party for me while I write a president worthy speech.

The revolution will celebrate its victory, the upstanding from it's mighty ruler: Dshaft!
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#20 Nov 29 2010 at 7:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing.... Hahahahahahahhahahahha.........


PS. Hahahahahahahahahhahahhaha
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#21 Nov 29 2010 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Well... now that I'm sufficiently hungry I'm going to have to vote for Bacon as well.

My daughter has a little leapfrog Talking Dog thing that sings. One of it's songs go like this...


"I'd like a... Cat please! It's my favorite Animal.
I'd like it to be.... Pink please! It's my favorite Color.
I'd like it to eat... BACON please! It's my favorite food.
And I'll Call it... Lizzie! Just like you."

So yes, my 11 month old child's favorite food, according to me, is bacon.
#22 Nov 29 2010 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Dshaft look at your measly post count?! you really think you can lead these people? You think you can show them the way to the promised land of phat lewtz and dynamic worlds? I doubt it, PROTIP: you should really start voting for yourself.. Bacon has a big lead.

+1 for moe
#23 Nov 29 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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You are all wrong I have intel that tells me bacon is involved in a large food poisoning incident, Dshaft is so power hungry that he ate an entire electric company Kinsume has not returned since his triumphant win anddddddddddd the rest smells. SO it is with logic that I the holder of wisdom, the gifter of kindness should rule supream over beta. It may be challanging and soemtimes the bugs will tear me apart but I can promise you all two fings, A good cup of tea and a sausage roll that only costs 2s. That is all
#24 Nov 29 2010 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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My source told me the food poisoning incident was actually instigated by Moel trying to frame Bacon.

I just got back from a Huge Bacon/Eggs rally. Let me tell you, there were Guardians and Defiants there. Bacon and Eggs seem poised to really cross party lines and bring unison and peace to Telara. They also spoke about ending hunger.

They had very good talking points. Imagine Guardians and Defiants united under Bacon and Eggs. There is no way Regulos will stand a chance.
#25 Nov 29 2010 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes but I have heard that if there insnt enough votes for becacon and eggs that a coalition would need to be formed between them and chips and beans. That would make a right breakfast of the polictical enviroment
#26 Nov 29 2010 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm waiting to hear where hash browns stand on the matter, before I decide.
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#27 Nov 29 2010 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hash browns offical response.

* I am patient (hence in golden brown)
* im reslient (crunchy coating)
* Im caring (Soft inner)

and I support bacon


VOTE FOR BACON!!!
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#28 Nov 29 2010 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Cyanix wrote:
I'm waiting to hear where hash browns stand on the matter, before I decide.


Hash browns are supporting the revolution, they are my followers.

Anyway I just received intel that I won 5000 votes! I am in the lead. If someones passes me, I will receive their amount of votes +1.

The race is over, Dshaft is president. Thank you all. Carry on with your duties.
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#29 Nov 29 2010 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I just received an official response from Harsh Browns. They support the revolution, they are my followers.

Also Intel told me that I always receive the same amount of votes as the highest participant, and I always receive +one vote.

The race is over people, thank you. I will gladly be your president. Carry on with your duties!
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#30 Nov 29 2010 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cease this senseless bickering and look to a real certified authority.

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#31 Nov 29 2010 at 12:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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moelester has failed the standard drugs test. Due to eating a power company he has too many electrolites to win.

Bacon on the other hand may be a tad high in cholesterol but has no hormones... hes organic
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moelester wrote:
Cease this senseless bickering and look to a real certified authority.

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Moe Fosho 2010


Dear citizen, no offense intended, my little sister could even make a better drawing. You fail even the drawing contest to be able to be a president. Carry on with your duty. Thank you for your input, I will not take it into consideration.

Signed,
mr. President.
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#33 Nov 29 2010 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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I will only vote for Bacon and that only if it accepts Cheese to be its VP.

PS. Cheese prepares a plan to out-throw Bacon from presidency(I'm the right hand of Cheese and secretary to Bacon)
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#34 Nov 29 2010 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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All these internal Power struggles before Bacon is even in office will surely sway some of the more conservative voters. I think the Hungitarian voters will will endorse Bacon with whatever running mate comes out victorious.

This coverage has been more entertaining than watching Fox News as a Democrat.
#35 Nov 29 2010 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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I would like to quote if I may Moel's rule about applying
"Have no life and minimal IRL friends, this is srs buisness."

Moel just went offline to be and I quote "a productive member of society" this mean he left this online world to be a member of a real life society and abandoned the online community. For this I say he must withdraw from the elections.


I as well vote for Bacon (Boh)
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#36 Nov 29 2010 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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I will make an entry for Cheese but for VP cause a VP can do some more nasty stuff than a President can !! Hehehe. Shadow agent !!
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#37 Nov 29 2010 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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That is a pretty serious Accusation. We can give Moel 1 standard hour to offer a rebuttal to this claim or we'll have to assume that it is in fact truth. Unless of course some clever person cut the power/internet to Moel's house in an elaborate plot to remove him from the runnings... Many fingers to be pointed.
#38 Nov 29 2010 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who do you Vote for as President?
!!!BACON!!! :10 (52.6%)
Moelester :3 (15.8%)
Dshaft :2 (10.5%)
Kaasha :3 (15.8%)
Coppertone[ :1 (5.3%)
Total:19


Now a proper poll has arisen.

Vote Now
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#39 Nov 29 2010 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Thank you for the poll. I expect my "I Voted" sticker in the mail.
#40 Nov 29 2010 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
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MY CHILDREN!!! YOU LOSE FAITH SO QUICKLY!!?

Of course this greasy strip of pork is trying to stir up drama, it is to distract you from his platform because HE HAS NONE, HES A STRIP OF BACON! As your supreme overlord and president I promise to provide only the finest in loots and epic pvp victories.

PLEASE REMEMBER: I started this thread and if I don't win the election... well you'll see.
#41 Nov 29 2010 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
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moelester wrote:
I think it is time the community elects a president and leader to be the head of our glorious beta army! Elections will be held starting now and I will decide the winner on the 1st of December. Feel free to nominate your self and vote as many times as you want, I will count all of them. Remember this is serious, here are some traits a good president should have:

-Obviously should be a male (females pretending to be male are o.k.)

-Have some sort of experience leading a country or nation

-Have no life and minimal IRL friends, this is srs buisness.

-Be a champion of pve and memorize all encounters and loot tables

-Choose Guardian because they are the good guys and will protect our people from evil defiant PKERS

I will go first and nominate myself... decide this forums fate my good Zammaritans


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#42 Nov 29 2010 at 1:28 PM Rating: Decent
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this seems a little bias on the note that an administrator is pushing for his friend someone to win
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#43 Nov 29 2010 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Bacon still first let's see what the outcome will be !! (everyone know)
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#44 Nov 29 2010 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Bacon > ALL

You can never defeat the Epic win and awesome that is bacon, the rest of you are better off surrendering to it!
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#45 Nov 29 2010 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm honestly surprised Moel got 2 votes. I expecting him to vote for himself, but I expected bacon to carry everyone else.
#46 Nov 29 2010 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bacon wins man deal with it.
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#47 Nov 29 2010 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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i see moelester has most logic, there as, has saved my voicing to him.
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#48 Nov 29 2010 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Well for one I would like to ask you to keep it english my follow community member.
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#49 Nov 29 2010 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
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on a serious note... who is this bacon?
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Everyone knows it should be coppertone
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#51 Nov 29 2010 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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Why Coppertone and not this new guy in story contest ? Abrax his name was ? Don't remember at all. At a side note... Everyone knows who Bacon is, it's...... Hmmm i don't even know !! Hahaha
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