Speaking of that, I heard Bacon give this amazing speech early in the election. It went something like...
"Brothers and Sisters of Telara I come to you today with a heavy heart. I have heard that hunger still prevails in this world. While Guardian fights Defiant, brother against future brother, no one fights hunger. Telara, you deserve better. I will give you better. I am offering up a piece of my flesh. Take it, eat and be full. Know that from this day forward I will be with you forever... well at least until you completely digest my nutrients and expel my waste. Thank you, and may the Vigil bless you!"
Ever person left there with tears in their eyes and grease on their hands, which in turn was rubbed onto their robes, trousers, and fine metal armor. Apparently no one thinks to bring napkins or paper towels to a campaign speech.
Had to edit because I put hunter rather than hunger.
Edited, Nov 30th 2010 1:15pm by Entoc