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#452 May 05 2011 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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the giant thinks to himself.... " O time to play wack a mole ! goodie goodie! stand still little people!"
#453 May 05 2011 at 11:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey, you guys know you're outa toilet paper AGAIN ?!!!
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#454 May 06 2011 at 12:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Finally an outhouse
hey guys is there toilet paper on my shoe
#455 May 06 2011 at 12:36 AM Rating: Decent
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You found this in your cereal box?
#456 May 06 2011 at 1:05 AM Rating: Decent
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"My name is the Big Blue Giant, and I'm an alcoholic."

#457 May 06 2011 at 1:22 AM Rating: Decent
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"Oh man! You opened the box?!?! That was a collectors edition in mint condition! Douche bags!!!!"
#458 May 06 2011 at 1:49 AM Rating: Decent
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#459 May 06 2011 at 3:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Anyone ever play Shadow of the Colossus? We'll we're about to see how accurate that game really is.
#460 May 06 2011 at 3:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Trion really beefed up their security eh?

Edited, May 6th 2011 5:11am by PrimeSynergy
#461 May 06 2011 at 3:02 AM Rating: Decent
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That's kind of an intimidating lawn gnome...
#462 May 06 2011 at 3:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Oh boy, this is awkward...so what do I call you? Little people...or...dwarfs? Throw me a bone here
#463 May 06 2011 at 3:10 AM Rating: Decent
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I totally get why that dude said, "I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it." I wouldn't want to try opening this thing either...
#464 May 06 2011 at 3:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey Steve, we don't need that cannon. Leave it at home. I mean what are the chances we'll need it. It's not like we'll run into a giant or anything. That would be just crazy.

I told you guys you'd be sorry...
#465 May 06 2011 at 3:26 AM Rating: Decent
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"...but that's insane."

"What do you mean? It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question weight ratios."

"Will you guys shut up! You know what? Let's ask this guy? Hey you over there in front of the portal! Could a swallow carry a coconut?"
#466 May 06 2011 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Techie 1: dun dun, dun dun dun, duna nana na na, dun dun....
Giant: "I AM IRON MAN"
Techie 2: You just had to encourage him didn't you.
Guard 1: Hate to tell you this bud, but here comes the heavy boots of lead if you know where this is going.
Guard 2: *soils himself*.

Edited, May 6th 2011 6:10am by Fionnmyrddin
#467 May 06 2011 at 4:47 AM Rating: Decent
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What no one realises is he is actually a midget from the other realm.
#468 May 06 2011 at 5:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I am Thor! why have you summoned me here... Wait.. you before IN THE MOUNTAINS!
#469 May 06 2011 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent
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PRESENTING THE CHALLENGER: IRON CHEF NAKAZAKI
#470 May 06 2011 at 5:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Take off your pants and show us if you're a real Collosus!

Edited, May 6th 2011 7:31am by MassiveDeaD
#471 May 06 2011 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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I still fear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
With you here it's hard to survive.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we meet I swear I could die.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I don't want this to last.
Don't need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we brawl, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
You're squeezing out my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They bring out the tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me fall when I rise.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we meet I swear I could die.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I don't want this to last.
Don't need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we brawl, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
You're squeezing out my life.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we meet I pee in my pants.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I don't want this to last.
Need you to just die.
#472 May 06 2011 at 6:34 AM Rating: Decent
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*The giant, tired, looks at his minions*

WHERE is my BEER??? It was a HARD day little beef beings!
#473 May 06 2011 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
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"I've seen bigger." "Titans?" "That too."
#474 May 06 2011 at 6:48 AM Rating: Decent
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"Judy Plume should have prepared me for this."
#475 May 06 2011 at 6:53 AM Rating: Decent
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"You think he's as afraid of us as we are of him?" "Not likely."

Edited, May 6th 2011 8:53am by Redyoshi
#476 May 06 2011 at 6:56 AM Rating: Decent
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"No fair! How's a guy supposed to compete with that?!"
#477 May 06 2011 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
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"Someone's been eating their Wheaties!"
#478 May 06 2011 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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"Yeah...so good luck with that!"
#479 May 06 2011 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Mission 1/Let me see you run,/put your knees up in the sky,/'Cause we just begun/Hey!
#480 May 06 2011 at 7:05 AM Rating: Decent
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"You didn't mention there would be live entertainment..."
#481 May 06 2011 at 7:09 AM Rating: Decent
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"A little sweat aint never hurt nobody!" "That's not sweat..."
#482 May 06 2011 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm Johnny Roxxville! Welcome to Jackass Defiant!
#483 May 06 2011 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Great! Now all we need is to connect the life energy node.....
#484 May 06 2011 at 7:50 AM Rating: Decent
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This could end one of two ways: Badly, or very badly. Run!
#485 May 06 2011 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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"I heard of a Bigfoot,but things thats just enourmous"
#486 May 06 2011 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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"quick guys,its just like crazy golf when he lifts his foot we all run under really quick into the portal"
#487 May 06 2011 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if he has the amazing ability to transform into some random vehicle!

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You ask him while I stand over here...
#488 May 06 2011 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Come on folks! The only time you let me out is to clean up a mess of your making. Next I'll bet you will want to name me "Hoover".
#489 May 06 2011 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm here to try out for the Blue Man Group
#490 May 06 2011 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Jerry?? Is that you?? I haven't seen you in ages. You're much taller than I remember.


Edited, May 6th 2011 12:04pm by darceemoon
#491 May 06 2011 at 10:10 AM Rating: Decent
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"Weird, I didn't know they made armor for those!"
#492 May 06 2011 at 10:29 AM Rating: Decent
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However, in my thoughts I could not sufficiently wonder at the intrepidity of these diminutive mortals....
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'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#493 May 06 2011 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
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"First, The Man-Mountain shall not depart from our dominions, without our license under our great seal."
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#494 May 06 2011 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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"Gentlemen, I think we may have Saturday's Defiants vs Guardians basketball friendly well and truely in the bag!"
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#495 May 06 2011 at 10:49 AM Rating: Decent
#11 "Don't be blueee, that portal ain't for youuu."
#496 May 06 2011 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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No, we have not seen your Golden Goose, and I the resent the implication!
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#497 May 06 2011 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Apparently his brothers Nickelius, Dimeius and Quarterius are ok, but just hope we don't meet Buck.
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#498 May 06 2011 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Next time guys, we're going to stick to opening small doors only, ok?
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#499 May 06 2011 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I warned you! Nothing good ever comes out of New Jersey.
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'Different strokes for different folks,' he said.
'I find the one at shoulder height generally suffices,' said Ahmed.

#500 May 06 2011 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Yes? How can I help you?

"Hello there. We'd like to talk to you about the word of the Vigil."
#501 May 06 2011 at 11:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Since you're already down there, would you mind helping me with this gum? I tell ya, some people.....
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