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#502 May 06 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Decent
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*Sigh*
#503 May 06 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Couln't you hear I was in the shower? No; I do not want my lawn mowed.
#504 May 06 2011 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
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removed. the old one showed up. nevermind

Edited, May 6th 2011 1:10pm by schizmark
#505 May 06 2011 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Did someone hire a strip-o-gram?
#506 May 06 2011 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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*Sigh*
#507 May 06 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Honey, I shrunk the Rift!
#508 May 06 2011 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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*Sigh*
#509 May 06 2011 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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"Eek, spiders! Must stomp them all dead!"
#510 May 06 2011 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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So who's up for a game of Bridge?
#511 May 06 2011 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Have you guys seen where I put my bean stalk?
#512 May 06 2011 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Duck,Duck,Duck......SPLAT!!!!
#513 May 06 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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These Boots are made for walking, and thats just what they'll do, cause one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over YOU...... /Dance
#514 May 06 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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It was a pleasure raiding with you all.. I guess this is it.. Goodbye cruel world! *squish*
#515 May 06 2011 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Defiant#1: So hey.. guys.. maybe we should ask him to join our guild?
Defiant#2: He doesn't look very friendly..
Defiant#1: He does too! Look.. *gets closer to the giant, as sees his life flash before his eyes, SQUISH*
Defiant#2: Told you so...
#516 May 06 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Guys, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is we're almost to our destination. The bad news is...well, I think we can all take an educated guess.
#517 May 06 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Welcome to the most extreme staring contest on earth.
#518 May 06 2011 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Crap! Where did they put the blue portal again?
#519 May 06 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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OK kids, remember where we parked, meet back here in 6 hours and....don't touch anything!
#520 May 06 2011 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Few entries, as per the T&C allowance:

Whole team is babies to me!

Here, take this complimentary turtle mount, you can use it to ride... Ohhhhh, right.

Rift doesn't do Muscle Enhancers, but if we did: they'd probably be the best in the world.

Falcon... Kick!

"It's Dangerous to go Alone", which is why you bring friends with good fashion sense. Hah, just kidding!

This isn't where he parked his car. Period.

He is thinking with Portals, and look how he ended up.

Stare, into everlasting Darkness!

They turned him into a newt... He got better. And bigger.

"Okay, let's do this..."

Woops, took a wrong turn in Albuquerque !

GODZILLLA!!

They said the grass was greener on the other side. They were wrong.

Heeeeeey... Beautiful.

Smile and wave, guys. Jus' smile and wave.

Where's the nearest toilet?

Tonight, Trion presents: Prince of Persia, the Sands of.. a Gorilla?

Worst Security Scanner. Ever.

I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total... Giant?

What does the scouter say about his powerlevel?!! ... Do you really need to ask.

Edited, May 6th 2011 2:56pm by Ogranz

Edited, May 6th 2011 2:59pm by Ogranz
#521 May 06 2011 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
#12 They really went over the top with this new 3D TV. Everything seems so real and giant-like.
#522 May 06 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent
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A portal to an alternate reality! Who would have known?
#523 May 06 2011 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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"It's OK... Maybe he just wants directions."

Edited, May 6th 2011 3:11pm by TheJoeX9005
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#524 May 06 2011 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Do NOT go in there!
#525 May 06 2011 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
Scholar
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One does not simply walk into pordals...

...it's portals, with a T.
#526 May 06 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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"STOP eating those Wheaties......bloody ****"
#527 May 06 2011 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
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"if you must know ...yes im WELL porportioned"
#528 May 06 2011 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you sure this is how they did it?

Edited, May 6th 2011 4:19pm by ulto
#529 May 06 2011 at 2:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Two nasty looking switches over there, but I'm not going to be the first
#530 May 06 2011 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Now they know how to put up a firewall.
#531 May 06 2011 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Look Honey,I Shrunk the Defiant's!!!
#532 May 06 2011 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not scratching those corns!!!!
#533 May 06 2011 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Nail clippers?! Better grab the chainsaw!!!
#534 May 06 2011 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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This is a good place for a stick-up..
#535 May 06 2011 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I see London, I see France:)
#536 May 06 2011 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Is that a rope?
#537 May 06 2011 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Think we are gonna need more pumice!!
#538 May 06 2011 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not Telling Him. You Tell Him it's the Ladies Room!
#539 May 06 2011 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
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“Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around, you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in.”
Mike Tyson

#540 May 06 2011 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Here's the plan...Valtron you distract him and the rest of us will run for help!
#541 May 06 2011 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Our friend here is well versed in the art of pain. Care for a lesson or two?
#542 May 06 2011 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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GUY1: So, YOU'RE the FullMetal Apothecary?
GUY2: Well of course he is! He's wearing a full metal suit of armor!
GUY3: That's why you're called the FullMetal Apothcary. You're taller in person!
#543 May 06 2011 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Think you're good enough?
#544 May 06 2011 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Who's the tank?
#545 May 06 2011 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
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This might be a bad time for your Guys-in-Skirts jokes.
#546 May 06 2011 at 4:28 PM Rating: Decent
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11.5.6
we are going to need a bigger boat.
#547 May 06 2011 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: "That's one small step for ... oh man, stepped on one again!; one giant leap for Me"
#548 May 06 2011 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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(giant steps out of the rift) Umm yea so my wife made me stop at this rift for directions.Whats the fastest way to Norrath?

(voice from inside the portal) Harold hurry up did you find out? Get a map and grab a few of those little people for a snack im getting hungry.
#549 May 06 2011 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess its true what they say: big hands... big gloves, big head... big helmet, big boots.... big ****.

Cyliena edit: language

Edited, May 7th 2011 10:33am by Cyliena
#550 May 06 2011 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
#13 One does not simply portal into Telara!
#551 May 06 2011 at 5:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Who left the portal open again? How many times do I have to repeat...lock it down at night!
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