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#52 May 03 2011 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Now this'll be a straight walk off - old school rules. First model walks, second model duplicates then elaborates. Okay boys, let's go to work!
#53 May 03 2011 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
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*ding dong* Err ahh ss sssir? Did you perchance order a large Dwarf and Kelari pizza with extra cheese?
#54 May 03 2011 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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<The big guy> Alright now little worms ... which one of you hackers broke into Sony's database and took my info?
#55 May 03 2011 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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It worked now to make giant kittens "Muahaha!"
Fall before the wrath of a broken heart feel my pain~
#56 May 03 2011 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Theres no Stargates here, just RIFTS!

#57 May 03 2011 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok guys, Now What?
#58 May 03 2011 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh <Expletive Deleted by Moderator>!!!!!
#59 May 03 2011 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I hope he washed his hands after.
#60 May 03 2011 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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You guys must be kidding, I can't possibly tank THAT! Why did they have to grow em so darn big?
#61 May 03 2011 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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"Oh, this one is easy. All we need is a high cliff, a blue portal and huge boulder."
#62 May 03 2011 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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Hello Ladies,
Look at your man,
Now back to me,
Now back at your man,
Now back to me,
Sadly he isn't me,
But if he stopped being gnomish
He could be as strong as me
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You are in front of a portal, looking at me.
Whats that in your hand,
Back at me, I have it,
Its an envelope filled with all that gold you love,
Now look again, the gold is now platinum.
Everything is possible when your giant looks like me and not like a puny gnome.

At least I can say I tried! :P
#63 May 03 2011 at 6:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Big guy - "Er, no, no loots here, you want the portal down the street, good luck!"
#64 May 03 2011 at 6:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Teleport successful
#65 May 03 2011 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
A titanic tranny there, and nothing more.
#66 May 03 2011 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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...and they'll tell two friends, and so on, and so on...
#67 May 03 2011 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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We're about to be toe cheese!
Lilbitbad <Realm of Insanity>
#68 May 03 2011 at 7:06 PM Rating: Decent
Giant speaking: "Someone please... my shoebuckle came undone."
#69 May 03 2011 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
I sure hope non of these little pukes has a slingshot!
#70 May 03 2011 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, Come in Star Command....
[over comm] This is Star Command, what is it Buzz?
Buzz: Where in the heck did you beam me to and why am I wearing a kilt?
[over comm] We chose the kilt so you would blend in naturally with the locals, just act normal.
Buzz: Riiight.
#71 May 03 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
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All I was trying to do was log into SOE
#72 May 03 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
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"Activate Interlock! Dynatherms Connected! Infracells Up! Megathrusters Are Go! Go Voltron Force! Form feet and legs. Form arms and body. And, I'll form the head! Form blazing sword!"
#73 May 03 2011 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Really? This is it? Some discoveries aren't worth the trip.
#74 May 03 2011 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Guy#1: Sir, it appears that we have the stargate working.
Sir: Good job men. Now stuff that giant sonnovabitch back in the pipe and get working on my holodeck.
#75 May 03 2011 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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#76 May 03 2011 at 7:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh so that's why we don't press the red button...
Life is like a box of chocolates until you ate them you fat *******!

Main - Viceyl

Pirate: Warding off ninjas since Columbus got lost at sea.
#77 May 03 2011 at 7:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh dear.. here comes the rock.
#78 May 03 2011 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Puny Insects, you have ensured your death!
#79 May 03 2011 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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#80 May 03 2011 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Toy Story 4: Andy's Got a New Toy (...and it doesn't like you.)
#81 May 03 2011 at 8:23 PM Rating: Decent
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"Hey guys you gotta see this new game I bought for 50 gold. Its called Portal 2."
"My veins are full of ice! My heart is full of FIRE"
#82 May 03 2011 at 8:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Server message: World Event 2 has begun...

Titan: Speaks about the destruction he will inflict upon the land.

Server message: World Event 2 has ended...
#83 May 03 2011 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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"Hey Lucy! I'm home!"

I know I cannot enter the contest, but I just had to say it. :)
Super Wiki Ferret Emeritus, obsessive/compulsive wiki editor
#84 May 03 2011 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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"What!?!? Why is everyone so little now?"
#85 May 03 2011 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Slingshot, Check.
Pebble, Check.
Big giant, Check.
Bringing down a big giant with a small weapon, Priceless.

Adding another one:
"So, are we gonna have to do this dance again?"

And another one:
Big giant comes through the portal with an evil smirk on his face. "Hasta la, vista, Baby!"

Edited, May 4th 2011 1:03pm by cerestia
#86 May 03 2011 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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(just dont fall on me)
#87 May 03 2011 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Honey I think I shrunk the kids (the video game)

Edited, May 3rd 2011 11:59pm by brutalicus
#88 May 03 2011 at 10:05 PM Rating: Decent
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First try) I thought I ordered a blonde.

Second try)so your online profile says you like picnics

Third try) I have the weirdest ***** right now...

Fourth try) Someone should really fire the Gardner, this place is a mess.

Fifth try) This skirt is really riding up my rift.

Esoteric joke try) No Tobias, this is a group for men who are blue

Edited, May 4th 2011 12:06am by Glaaa
#89 May 03 2011 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Hows it hanging? Um nevermind
#90 May 03 2011 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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(Giant thinking) This was a bad day to go commando.
#91 May 03 2011 at 10:17 PM Rating: Decent
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EWWW I just saw brain.
#92 May 03 2011 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm, I knew I shouldve taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Edited, May 4th 2011 12:23am by Bhaangerang
#93 May 03 2011 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
"Uhhh... I'm hear for the pizza party?"
#94 May 03 2011 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
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"Can-can, can you do the can-can!"
#95 May 03 2011 at 10:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Time to mow again. Oh crap these lawn midgets are worse then gophers.
#96 May 03 2011 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm afraid I just blue myself
#97 May 03 2011 at 10:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Tobias F√ľnke: [footage of Tobias trying on a Speedo with his cut-offs on]
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
#98 May 03 2011 at 10:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Just because a man might wear a dress(sometimes they call them kilts)
does not mean hes ***.(not that theres anything wrong with that)
However theres plenty wrong with a giant wearing a dress
#99 May 03 2011 at 10:42 PM Rating: Decent
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"I'm surprised too--usually when you meet someone from the Internet, they're considerably shorter than you expect."

#100 May 03 2011 at 10:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I told you the carpet matched the curtains!
#101 May 03 2011 at 10:56 PM Rating: Decent
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ohhhhh look what you did. I told you not to hit that button

Edited, May 4th 2011 12:56am by kureiryu
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