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#152 May 04 2011 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Finally, this is the guy that drops those nice green leggings!
#153 May 04 2011 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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*Waits a Second* LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEKINS!!!
#154 May 04 2011 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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The next time you say, "How hard can it be?", and open a mysterious gateway. The rest of us are going to throw you under whatever walks out.
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#155 May 04 2011 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Aaawwww... Who needs a hug.
#156 May 04 2011 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Esso E'Less (left PC): 'Look, its not that I don't believe you, its just that I don't see how Sony's make good policy includes killing this guy for Kromrif faction. We're not even in Norath anymore.'

E'Que Refugee (right PC): 'If it makes you feel better, just pretend he knows your Visa security PIN.'
#157 May 04 2011 at 8:20 AM Rating: Decent
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I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!!!!
#158 May 04 2011 at 8:20 AM Rating: Decent
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I need a weapon.
#159 May 04 2011 at 8:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Billybob please explain to me again why the giant robot thingy had to be anatomicaly correct.
#160 May 04 2011 at 8:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes I have come to destroy all of Telara, and no you cannot ride on my shoulder.
#161 May 04 2011 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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That's him! That's the guy who stole my bike!
#162 May 04 2011 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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"And then they say that size does not matter...hmmm"
#163 May 04 2011 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Man:Ahhhh, Hurry Up!!! Sing the jingle!!!

Woman: Like a good neighbor.....
#164 May 04 2011 at 8:58 AM Rating: Decent
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WOW he is really big, i changed my mind goodbye.
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#165 May 04 2011 at 9:00 AM Rating: Decent
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*whispers* ok, so nobody move.. maybe he won't see us..
#166 May 04 2011 at 9:00 AM Rating: Decent
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"I think I'm going to be sick!", "This looks worse than all of those Amy Winehouse upskirts!"
#167 May 04 2011 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Contestant: Door number 3, Bob.
Bob: Let's see what you win! *Drumroll as the prize steps through the portal*
Bob: Youuuu have won!! *The giant reveals himself*
Contestant: I Did NOT sign up for this!

Edited, May 4th 2011 11:03am by cerestia
#168 May 04 2011 at 9:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Allright people, i think we can beat him (thinking for myself i hope) lets everybody stand on each other so we can be his same height hopefully he will be scared.
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#169 May 04 2011 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
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<Party Leader>Ok Lord Nikon your gonna pull this guy..<Lord Nikon> God I hope these mobs aren't as bad as those that chased me in everquest in the Wall of Slaughter. <Party Leader> Don't worry Lord, Pixie has a +20 heroic spatula just incase. <Lord Nikon> !!!!!!!!!!!..<Giant> Look it's Lord Nikon I heard across games he is leet experience. Let him charge guys then run back towards the portal where the rest of us are.
#170 May 04 2011 at 9:11 AM Rating: Decent
"...Stay-Puft Marshmallow man!?"
#171 May 04 2011 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey guys, i think my mom is calling i will come back later.
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#172 May 04 2011 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Cool its a titan i have never seen one in person. I hope he is friendly.
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#173 May 04 2011 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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And as he walked through the Dark Portal, he realized he wasn't in Azeroth anymore.
#174 May 04 2011 at 9:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Defiant 1: Should we shoot him with the laser?
Defiant 2: No, that would just make him angry... you wouldn't like him when he's angry
#175 May 04 2011 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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As menial as he knew his job was, there still was need for someone to replace the light bulbs in Lantern Hook.
#176 May 04 2011 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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-Okay guys, this titan has given us a lot of trouble in the past, does anything need anything off this guy, or can we bypass him?
-I think Leeroy needs something off of him
-....christ.
#177 May 04 2011 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Dude, you should have taken what was in the box. What else did u think would have been behind door # 3 when its THAT big?
#178 May 04 2011 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Defiant 1 facing away from portal: You know what I really hate? Titans.
Defiant 2 facing portal: Oooh...
Defiant 1 facing away from portal:... There's one right behind me, isn't there?
#179 May 04 2011 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Here's JOHNNY!
#180 May 04 2011 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Adventurer #1: "What's this button do?"
Adventurer #2: "Don't touch that"
Adventurer #1: /emote le press
Adventurer #1: /emote pokerface
Adventurer #2: "Y U NO LISTEN?!"
Huge dude: "ME GUSTA"

#181 May 04 2011 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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What do you call the stuff between a giants toes? Slow Mathosian.
#182 May 04 2011 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Guys what does this lever do? (image the portal starts to work, lights beginning to appear all around the portal finally it opens a huge titan appears.)
Thats so cool its a titan!
I will pull the other lever to see what happens next! Do you guys think more titans will appear?
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#183 May 04 2011 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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*On the other side of the portal*
Titan 1: We are lookin' at a 32.3 (repeating of course) chance of, uh, survival
Titan 2: Well, it's better than we usually do
Titan 3: Alright, chums up, let's do this LEEROOOOOOOOOY JEENNKINNNNNS
Titan 4: Oh my god he just ran in.
#184 May 04 2011 at 9:41 AM Rating: Decent
"I KNEW today was going to be bad..."
#185 May 04 2011 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Go Go Power Rangers Rift ranger megazord!!!!!!!
#186 May 04 2011 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Ummm, Good Morning sir, we are from the church of.... ummm I think we will just leave this pamphlet here on the ground for you and wish you a good day... (whispers to partner) they didn't show us how to handle this situation.. RUN!! RUN!! RUN....
#187 May 04 2011 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
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It's alive ! Alive !!!
#188 May 04 2011 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Tank 2 : You expect me to tank THAT!!!!?!?!?

Tank 1: You go first!
#189 May 04 2011 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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“He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker"
#190 May 04 2011 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Adventurer : Oh no, tell it's a friendly one ...
Engineer : It's a friendly one.
Adventurer : Really ?
Engineer : No.
Adventurer : Ohhh ... One less soul then ...
Engineer : Sorry.
#191 May 04 2011 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Titan: "Who dares not trim the grass?!?!?!?!!!!!"

Edited, May 4th 2011 11:56am by jocool32
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#192 May 04 2011 at 9:55 AM Rating: Decent
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If you see the flash, it's already too late.
#193 May 04 2011 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't you go getting short with me Mr. Frodo!
#194 May 04 2011 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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The Earth Man Cometh
#195 May 04 2011 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Golem : Some days, I can be really wicked, and there are days every day ...

Edited, May 4th 2011 12:04pm by Aerzas
#196 May 04 2011 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Engineer: And now for my first trick.. a rabbit!
#197 May 04 2011 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Adventurer : Is this the legendary undefeated golem ?
Golem : Oh yeah !
Adventurer : Oh no ...
#198 May 04 2011 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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lil guy1: "I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight."
lil guy2: "I'm just naturally lazy, but I will if I have to — and it's starting to look like we have to."
lil guy3: **rolls eyes at lil guy2 ** "I guess we're all gonna die."
#199 May 04 2011 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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"Klaatu barada nikto!"
#200 May 04 2011 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Translocation complete. Commencing planetary analysis of Azeroth Telara.
Stand back, mortals Ascended. I am not here to fight you.
It is in the best interest of the universe to re-originate this planet should my analysis find systemic corruption. Do not interfere.
Your actions are illogical. All possible results for this encounter have been calculated. The pantheon Regulos will receive the observer's message regardless outcome.
See your world through my eyes. A universe so vast as to be immeasurable. Incomprehensible even to your greatest minds.



PS: Algalon, best boss in World of Warcraft. Ever. This isn't part of my entry though.
#201 May 04 2011 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
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LeftRedGuy: It is said that something GIGANTIC awaits you just at the other side of this portal.
ManInBlack: **** it! I can see nothing from this fat***!
GirlInBlack: I CAN see under his skirt :P
RightRedGuy: It surely is GIGANTIC!
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