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#202 May 04 2011 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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"Tell him size doesn't matter."
#203 May 04 2011 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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We are so dead when Dad comes home.
#204 May 04 2011 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Giant thinking to himself as he steps through the portal. *Maybe they won't see me if I'm really quiet..*
#205 May 04 2011 at 11:14 AM Rating: Decent
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"How do I get these players to stop humping my leg?"
#206 May 04 2011 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Courage - when only you know how very afraid you are.
#207 May 04 2011 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Where's my cake?
#208 May 04 2011 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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"hi there mister giant sir, would you like to buy our freshly baked girlscout cookies?"
#209 May 04 2011 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent
"You know, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts."



Edited, May 4th 2011 1:52pm by DreadPirateHurikhan
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#210 May 04 2011 at 11:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I wish I could remove my PVE flag too.
#211 May 04 2011 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
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No tank, No heal, No way !
#212 May 04 2011 at 11:46 AM Rating: Default
we offer you this chest of gold, and ask you don't step on us anymore
#213 May 04 2011 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
"It's not my fault being the biggest, and the strongest. I don't even exercise."


Edited, May 4th 2011 1:55pm by DreadPirateHurikhan
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#214 May 04 2011 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place…
#215 May 04 2011 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Do these boots make your *** look dead?
#216 May 04 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Azeroth anymore...
#217 May 04 2011 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok so sue me. I've had some good ideas and I've had some bad ideas. Sadly, summoning the evil giant from the portal clearly falls deep into the latter.

Edited, May 4th 2011 2:09pm by PrimeSynergy
#218 May 04 2011 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Woman: WOW!! I wonder if the package matches the foot!?
Giant: *Raises Leg*
Man: *cries*
#219 May 04 2011 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
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And the last thing its said the group of adventurer's heard as the portal opened was...

"Leeeeeroy Jennnnnnkins!!!"
#220 May 04 2011 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
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"This is the end"
#221 May 04 2011 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
#222 May 04 2011 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I got my chess pieces. Where are yours?
#223 May 04 2011 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
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The gates of **** swing open wide.....TOO WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
#224 May 04 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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The gates of **** swing open wide......TOO WIDE!!!!
#225 May 04 2011 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Good News Everyone! It's a suppository....wait that's not good news at all.
#226 May 04 2011 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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bah double post.....my apologies!!
#227 May 04 2011 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Good news everyone! The quantum capacitor is working, and a golem of death will arrive any minute!
#228 May 04 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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And I will hug them and squeeze them and call them "George"
#229 May 04 2011 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Gulliver's first encounter was bad, so he wore armor this time.
#230 May 04 2011 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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The light... it's so pretty!
#231 May 04 2011 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Good news everyone! It seems we'll be ascended much sooner than we thought.
#232 May 04 2011 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Bad news everybody. It seems I can't turn off this contraption.

But great news everyone! This colossal man-eating golem of doom knows exactly how to manipulate this maddening device.
#233 May 04 2011 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok, NOW! Can we play a different game?

I mean really where else are you going to hide?
#234 May 04 2011 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Raider Two says to Raider one " I don't have to out run him, I just have to outrun you"
#235 May 04 2011 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
#236 May 04 2011 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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"Open Says me!"
"Wait. I thought there was suppose to be treasure here? Ahhh!"
#237 May 04 2011 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Well If that giant wasnt in the way i could see the picture better
#238 May 04 2011 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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"Wow, he's a lot bigger in real life."

"That's what she said."
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#239 May 04 2011 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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(the two in the center, who I've named Max and Claudia)

Max looking at the console: So when you open the gate you'll set the coordinates like so...

Claudia: Uhm...Max

Max: This is important don't interrupt. Now you have to set the..oh thats odd...
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#240 May 04 2011 at 1:30 PM Rating: Decent
The NBA's newest franchise team, the Telaran Titans, signed the obvious choice for their first round draft pick.
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#241 May 04 2011 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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"What the ****, this isn't Azeroth!"
#242 May 04 2011 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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We've been camping this guys for days, and all you can say is whats under his kilt?
#243 May 04 2011 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Me: /gu Finally! After 3 weeks permacamping 24/7 this portal, the a eater of worlds have poped!

Me: Hail, a eater of world.

World Eater: Greetings insignificant creatures, hope you have brought about nine thousand raid army. Now, prepare to die.

"a eater of worlds points at you and you feel your veins explode".

YOU has been slain by a eater of worlds
Hail, insignifcan creature corpse0.

Me: /gu Nobody told me about DT's :(. WTB 100% rezz at Steamfont Mountains pls :S
#244 May 04 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
#1 So that's where these event giants were coming from.
#2 The bigger they are, the bigger the chance to hit them.
#3 "This is not your realm giant! THIS IS TELARA!!!"
#4 "I think we're gonna need more Davids for this Goliath."
#5 "Mommy he's so cute! Can I take him home? Can I keep him please?"
#6 "I thought I told you Ascended already: I don't have epic loot! Now go away!"
#7 "Now if we wouldn't have used all our cooldowns to get here..."
#8 The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
#9 "So..who wants to tank first?"


Edited, May 4th 2011 4:01pm by mikecodename47
#245 May 04 2011 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent

Trust me guys, he comes in peace! ... smoosh.
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#246 May 04 2011 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Woman: OMG, he is very big!
Man: Yeah, it doesnt let me see beyond the portal- "eh, Big Dady, step off of my view pls!

#247 May 04 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Woman: Playing with the new magical summoning 3D TV, honey?
Man: Yeah, it looks like he is here and he is going to kill us, right? heh

2 seconds later

Woman: Care honey! "Chof"
Man: What? "chof"
#248 May 04 2011 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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"Take me to your leader"
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#249 May 04 2011 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Engineer 1 wrote:
/sing
Blue
Oh, so lonesome for you
Why can't you be blue over me?


Engineer 2 wrote:
Sometimes you get what you wish for! Now Run!
#250 May 04 2011 at 2:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Raid Leader: "WTF Where'd the rest of the raid go? There were 54 of us here a second ago!"
Main Tank: LINKDEAD


Edited, May 4th 2011 4:50pm by errekose
#251 May 04 2011 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh... a fun-house mirror! Look at how much bigger I am in it!! WOW, look at the size of my... umm... toe.
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