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#252 May 04 2011 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
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You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!
#253 May 04 2011 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Remind me again why you thought this was a great spot to camp for the night!
#254 May 04 2011 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"
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#255 May 04 2011 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Um, you remembered the Gold drachma right?
#256 May 04 2011 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Um, He has a bigger sword than I thought he would.
#257 May 04 2011 at 3:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm, Can you read what that says behind him? I don't think it means welcome.
#258 May 04 2011 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Looks like another fine mess you have gotten me into Stanly.
#259 May 04 2011 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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My wife locked the portal. Can I come stay at your place tonight?
#260 May 04 2011 at 3:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't suppose you could just let us in?
#261 May 04 2011 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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That's the last time I see that doctor
#262 May 04 2011 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I didn't think gnomes came in that size.
#263 May 04 2011 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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"fee fi foe... RUNNNNN!"
#264 May 04 2011 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Do you think there is a back door?
#265 May 04 2011 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Where's the fifth power ranger when you need him?
#266 May 04 2011 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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"Mommy, can i keep him?" ... "Pleeeeeaaaase, mommy?" ... "I promise I'll clean up after him, please mommy please?"
#267 May 04 2011 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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As the party deciphers the runes on the portal, they realize that it translates as:

"Meet here for manly LOVE at such and such time!" OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#268 May 04 2011 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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You may want to wait 30mins i had tacos last night!!! WHEW!!!
#269 May 04 2011 at 3:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I think Warcraft and Everquest have some competition...and I'm not referring to the floral.
#270 May 04 2011 at 3:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Can we say mulligan? *cry*
#271 May 04 2011 at 3:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't you dare point that sandal at me Mister. I have a thorn to pick with you...ha. Get it? Your rooted. Buhahaha (serious game quest face engaged).
#272 May 04 2011 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
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1,2,3...ten words for you mister! Rooted your... behind region. What now hmm.. (waves to onlooking titan)
#273 May 04 2011 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Did anyone bring the cheat codes for this guy?
#274 May 04 2011 at 3:59 PM Rating: Decent
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to pass you must pass 3 trials. OR DIE!!!
#275 May 04 2011 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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shut the door your letting the giants in!!
#276 May 04 2011 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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HAHA we found you your it now
#277 May 04 2011 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant says: can you direct me to a big and tall
#278 May 04 2011 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Brother Maynard (center left): Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Sister...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
#279 May 04 2011 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd say this is one giant problem.
#280 May 04 2011 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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You guys know how I usually tell you everything is going to be okay and we're gonna get through this?

Well I could say it right now, but I wouldn't really mean it.
#281 May 04 2011 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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giant says: oh look a bunny i can call my own. i can hug it and kiss it and i'll name it george.
#282 May 04 2011 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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4 man dungeon my ***!
#283 May 04 2011 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
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does your world make condums in extra large?
#284 May 04 2011 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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***** Michael Flatley, I am the Lord of the Dance.
#285 May 04 2011 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
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"is that a dark portal?"
"i thought we werent in azeroth anymore?"
#286 May 04 2011 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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The terminator successfully teleported back in time, somehow fully clothed, to complete one mission, to kill Sarah Conner!
#287 May 04 2011 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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"Its times like these that i wish i read quest text..."
#288 May 04 2011 at 4:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, Chell has really let herself go.
#289 May 04 2011 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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"Guys I really don't see what the problem is..."

"Steve, buddy, turn your draw distance up."

"Fine, but- ah ok then. Right."
#290 May 04 2011 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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"I think a certain designer is compensating for something.."
"Its okay guys, size doesn't matter....right?"
"The bigger they are...the faster i fall."
"I'd really like to know how he got those clothes on."
"Then this is when i found out there was no /pray emote."
#291 May 04 2011 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Leave it to a woman
to make this stupid of a picture for a caption contest.

inb4 sexist. its a joke.

Edited, May 4th 2011 7:32pm by XaTiOn
#292 May 04 2011 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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This was not intended and will be fixed in the next update.
#293 May 04 2011 at 5:40 PM Rating: Decent
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David took down Goliath by himself right? So logically since there's four of us, this should, in theory, be easier. Emphasis on 'in theory' by the way.
#294 May 04 2011 at 5:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

Guy: Sorry.

Giant: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. What are you doing now?!

Woman: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.

Giant: Well, don't!
#295 May 04 2011 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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#296 May 04 2011 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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For the last time, I AM NOT the great and powerful OZ! Now get that dog off of my leg before I really get mad!
#297 May 04 2011 at 5:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I know why he's mad they make him wear a dress.......
#298 May 04 2011 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry! I didn't know there was a line for the fitting room....
#299 May 04 2011 at 6:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, crap. I knew I should have gone to a therapist for my achondroplasiaphobia. The guys at the office will never let me live this one down.
#300 May 04 2011 at 6:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Brainy Smurf: "Papa Smurf always says; Don't smurf with portals."

Clumsy Smurf: "I swear it was a smurfing accident guys!"

Grouchy Smurf: "I hate smurfing accidents!"

Smurfette: "We need to run back to the village for help!"

Grouchy Smurf: "I hate being able to see up kilts!"

Brainy, Clumsy, Grouchy, Smurfette: "...!!!...."

Smurfette: "On second thought, you guys run for help. I'll stay here and...uhm..distract his..er I mean distract him!"

Grouchy Smurf: "I hate having 3" tall proportions!"
#301 May 04 2011 at 6:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Wait; you're the cooks? I said a small gathering, not a gathering of the small!
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