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#302 May 04 2011 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
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May the 4th be with you.
#303 May 04 2011 at 7:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"Welcome back Gulliver!"
#304 May 04 2011 at 7:54 PM Rating: Decent
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I swear she never told me she was married.
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#305 May 04 2011 at 7:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, I think there is only thing to be said here, "All Hail, Zoltan!"
#306 May 04 2011 at 8:09 PM Rating: Decent
So this is the guy who hacked Sony, come on we can take him! At this point i can kill anything.
#307 May 04 2011 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Shine the left one now!
#308 May 04 2011 at 9:06 PM Rating: Decent
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And all this time we thought sony got the short end of the stick...
#309 May 04 2011 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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So... Should we tell him his hard drive isn't firewalled, or wait until Anonymous does? :)
#310 May 04 2011 at 9:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Excuse me sire, im making a pie. Do you have any nuts i can barrow?
#311 May 04 2011 at 9:16 PM Rating: Decent
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whoever said "theres nothing to fear but fear itself" never met this guy
#312 May 04 2011 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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a dark sinister voice from the other side of the portal says, you are the biggest looser you are banished from our relm.
#313 May 04 2011 at 9:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: I came to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
#314 May 04 2011 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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you know what they say about a guy with big feet...
#315 May 04 2011 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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unseen party member creeping away: Guys I got you back...way back.
#316 May 04 2011 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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***2012 Presidential Election Polls***

(guy in red #1) Now what does the giant do again if he leaves a chad?

(guy in red #2) Lets just say their vote is eliminated.
#317 May 04 2011 at 9:24 PM Rating: Decent
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our next model is sporting a new armor set by the popular CK brand from calvin klinck
#318 May 04 2011 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Now you run in there and distract him while I figure out a strat.

Edited, May 4th 2011 11:26pm by brutalicus
#319 May 04 2011 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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i'm so embarased i wore the same armor as the other guy. i hope the giant doesn't notice
#320 May 04 2011 at 9:34 PM Rating: Decent
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batchlor party turned horribly wrong: i wanted a skirt with a woman in it!
#321 May 04 2011 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Jack: More giants? **** those Magic Beans! I want my cow back

Edited, May 4th 2011 11:42pm by brutalicus

Edited, May 4th 2011 11:48pm by brutalicus
#322 May 04 2011 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
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when your beautiful magical doors open.
#323 May 04 2011 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
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"...We're going to need a bigger box"
#324 May 04 2011 at 9:41 PM Rating: Decent
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no fair you used the viagra potion
#325 May 04 2011 at 9:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Aw c'mon. Son of a Rift...
#326 May 04 2011 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Think like the grass. Act like the grass. Become one with the grass.
#327 May 04 2011 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
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"This whole situation reminds me of a fortune cookie."

"How so?"

"Well at first you're really excited to see what comes out so you open it and when you do, you're kind of disappointed."
#328 May 04 2011 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
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SHEEP HIM SHEEP HIM SHEEP HIM. DO IT QUICK.
#329 May 04 2011 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Was not Sir Robin the Brave just here with us?
#330 May 04 2011 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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if your name isn't on the list you can't enter
#331 May 04 2011 at 10:11 PM Rating: Decent
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When Bill left his house that morning he found he had been transported to a world of midgets... That's when things started getting weird...
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#332 May 04 2011 at 10:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I like to call this piece 'Honey I Shrunk the Defiants'
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#333 May 04 2011 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Stand on one foot and touch your finger to your nose.
Sir have you been drinking?
#334 May 04 2011 at 10:24 PM Rating: Decent
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"Iceberg, dead ahead!"
#335 May 04 2011 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"Don't try anything funny or I will step on you."
#336 May 04 2011 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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"You see this line....you stay on that side, you'll be okay. I stay on this side, you'll be okay. If either of us cross the line...then sooner or later YOU squished like grape."
#337 May 04 2011 at 11:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I really think we should have brought more then two guards. ):

#338 May 04 2011 at 11:41 PM Rating: Decent
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#339 May 04 2011 at 11:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir! It's Mega-maid! She's gone from SUCK TO BLOW!
#340 May 04 2011 at 11:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata o hima de !!!
#341 May 05 2011 at 12:02 AM Rating: Decent
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RRRRRRRRRRRRR.....Elrar SMASH!!
#342 May 05 2011 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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<Looking through the instruction book>
Man: Hey, look at this.
Woman: It says to put an Otherwordly Sourcestone where?!
#343 May 05 2011 at 12:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Never mind that $**t! Here comes MONGO!
#344 May 05 2011 at 12:12 AM Rating: Decent
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I got another one..


Giant: I demand... macaroni pictures.
#345 May 05 2011 at 12:26 AM Rating: Decent
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I just wanted to purchase a regular portal...
But if I buy this one does the giant come with it too?
#346 May 05 2011 at 12:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Ray, next time someone asks you if you need a god, you say NO!
#347 May 05 2011 at 1:08 AM Rating: Decent
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(Giant says) Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?
#348 May 05 2011 at 1:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Walk, walk, crushin' babies
Workin' move that titan crazy
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#349 May 05 2011 at 1:25 AM Rating: Decent
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How many Norrath refugee's are we going to get? We already have all the Zeks ,Bertoxxulous and Saryrn and who is this guy anyway?
#350 May 05 2011 at 2:04 AM Rating: Decent
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step 1: create a space/time portal
step 2: stick your titan in that portal
step 3: get defiants to open that portal
#351 May 05 2011 at 2:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Centius, a titan among men
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