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#352 May 05 2011 at 2:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Defiant Technician 1: /sigh, what's the deal with this world jam-packed with squirrels and titans? Couldn't we have found some sort of middle ground?
Defiant Technician 2: We did.
Defiant Technician 1: What is it?
Defiant Technician 2: Those awesome Mathosian rep mounts.
Defiant Technician 1: Oh yea, those....nice.
#353 May 05 2011 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Who ya gonna call? RIFTBUSTERS!
#354 May 05 2011 at 3:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Cave Johnson here. If you're see an angry looking giant during these tests I suggest you start running. That giant is not part of the tests. He will kill you.
#355 May 05 2011 at 3:37 AM Rating: Good
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I'm . . . . too **** for this rift,
Too **** for this rift,
So ****, it's a gift.
#356 May 05 2011 at 3:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Dam when ever i leave the bar this late i dont feel like killing **** in the morning
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#357 May 05 2011 at 3:39 AM Rating: Decent
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"You all are being ridiculous. For all we know he could be as harmless as a fly."

"Then why don't you go talk to him."

"I said could be. In the off chance I'm wrong, I want to have a head start."
#358 May 05 2011 at 4:01 AM Rating: Decent
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#359 May 05 2011 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
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I told you kids before to get off my lawn!
#360 May 05 2011 at 6:05 AM Rating: Decent
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"Why is he lifting his leg like that?"
"I don't know, maybe he's.......aw aw aw oh my god that stinks.
Giant: "Sorry guys, gnomes give me gas"
#361 May 05 2011 at 6:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Adv 1: "What's the elven word for Fiend?"

Adv 2: <says Fiend in elven>

<something huge comes out of the portal>

Adv 1: "Ah, I think I mistranslated those runes, it actually says; 'Speak Friend and Enter'".
#362 May 05 2011 at 6:31 AM Rating: Decent
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- More little people?!? "Hey, excuse me small ones, do you see a sign on my lawn saying "Dead Adventurer Storage"?? No? Stop dieing at me then, and do not step on the grass for Gods sake!!"
#363 May 05 2011 at 6:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Which way to California ?
#364 May 05 2011 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
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"Bah Weep Gra Na Weep Ninny Bong"
**Offers an Energon goody**
#365 May 05 2011 at 7:23 AM Rating: Decent
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" Choose a side, it's time! "
#366 May 05 2011 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent
oops wrong portal. my bad
#367 May 05 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey big guy, can you tank for us?
#368 May 05 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I knew we should have invited Gandoff when he was LFG.
#369 May 05 2011 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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" All Hail Mike B"
#370 May 05 2011 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Group LF new tank. PST, and HURRRY.
#371 May 05 2011 at 8:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Engineer: Amazing, it actually wor-
Titan: Yo engineers, I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but the dark portal was the best portal of all time. OF ALL TIME!
#372 May 05 2011 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Ooo, I think I see a weak spot.
#373 May 05 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Yep there sure is a ****!! Man it's hot down there
#374 May 05 2011 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm too **** for my skirt, to **** for my skirt, so **** it hurts!!!
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#375 May 05 2011 at 8:52 AM Rating: Decent
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" Got Milk "
#376 May 05 2011 at 8:56 AM Rating: Decent
Ooh shiney!
#377 May 05 2011 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Rise up all, I have come to Jolt your lightning, to those whom deserve it!
#378 May 05 2011 at 9:05 AM Rating: Decent
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When you said there was a new reality show on the obelisk. You weren't kidding
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#379 May 05 2011 at 9:08 AM Rating: Decent
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The Catapult Leader arrives...
#380 May 05 2011 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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"All Should be seen but, not heard!"
#381 May 05 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
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<Giant> You Lilliputians need to leave my door bell alone!!
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#382 May 05 2011 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Honey i am homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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#383 May 05 2011 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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"See my Pinky, see my thumb, see my fist you better run!"
#384 May 05 2011 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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<Giant> I'm sure glad the construction crew left their Giant johnny on the spot open.
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#385 May 05 2011 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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"Your master has arrived"

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"The great Deksolar has arrives to save us!"

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"Has my brother, Exidle spoken with the leader yet?"

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"I am here to help the Cleisxe people"

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"The the final Citifiv battle begins"

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"Bow to the power of the SUUGEAD!!"

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"I will bring peace to these lands."

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"The lands tremble with fear as Coiredek, the black enforcer, steps through the portal"

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"Bring me the head of Iookedegi now!!"

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"The plains people shudder as they see the dark giant emerge."

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"Do not fear me, I am here to lead you."

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"I am Ieckott, the Instigator, I will bring peace to these shattered lands."

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"Is it soup yet?"



#386 May 05 2011 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
One small step for man, one giant COMING RIGHT FOR US!
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#387 May 05 2011 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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This is not what I had in mind when I chose the upskirts portal.
#388 May 05 2011 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Greetings, earthlings i have come in peace.
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#389 May 05 2011 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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If you look at it more then 2 seconds your definately ***
(not that theres anything wrong with that)
#390 May 05 2011 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Epic gear: 75 Platinum
Epic'ed out Healer: 85 Platinum
Epic'ed out Tank: 90 Platinum
Getting our ***** squished like puny bugs by a huge Rift Giant: Priceless.


Cyliena edit: language

Edited, May 5th 2011 1:12pm by Cyliena
#391 May 05 2011 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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You put your foot left in, you put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about.

Edited, May 6th 2011 8:14pm by PrimeSynergy
#392 May 05 2011 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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*flush*
Oh, were you guys waiting? Well you may not want to go in there. Let it air out for a few minutes...
#393 May 05 2011 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Ranged, Attack!! Melee, time to RUN!!
#394 May 05 2011 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Tank: Ok everyone here is the plan, we want mel<SQUISH>
Healer: New plan, RUN!!
#395 May 05 2011 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm going to shout obscenities at him, you guys tie his shoelaces together!
#396 May 05 2011 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Next time we open a portal, let's pick a MUCH smaller portal!
#397 May 05 2011 at 10:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I TOLD you opening the biggest portal first was a BAD idea!!
#398 May 05 2011 at 10:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't worry guys I'm sure he's frien<CRUNCH>.
#399 May 05 2011 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't worry guys (muffled mumbling) him, he isn't (muffled mumbling) where. Just (muffled mumbling)him from behind. (Muffled mumbling) look tired yet?
#400 May 05 2011 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Why exactly do we want to kill him? I don't think any of his stuff will fit me.
#401 May 05 2011 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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I've such a pain in my foot after exiting that rift, must have an ingrown toenail.
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