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#402 May 05 2011 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
#10 This may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
#403 May 05 2011 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Defiant #1: Ok.. I think it's time to take care of the elephant in this rift..

And another:

Defiant #1: Oh my god Becky! Look at her ****! IT is sooooo big. She looks like one of those Guardian Warrior's girlfriends!
Becky: Uhm.. thats not a girl.
Defiant #1: But she's wearing a skirt!
Becky: That's not a skirt its a kilt!
Defiant #1: Oh.. I didn't know they crossdressed..
*Giant starts stomping forward*
Becky: You made him mad...
Defiant #1: RUN!


Edited, May 6th 2011 2:10pm by cerestia
#404 May 05 2011 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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*looks at her friend*
What did you say?
"Quick and Easy job"
"Just go though the portal"
If we live, your in trouble.
#405 May 05 2011 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Ump I thought you would be bigger than this, you should have stayed home and ent your big brother.
#406 May 05 2011 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
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the other relms version of a greased pig contest.
rule one- catch a human and take them back threw the portal
rule two- see rule one

and GO GO GO!!!
#407 May 05 2011 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
Tito we found Michael.... the Jackson 5 will have a come back.
#408 May 05 2011 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"What the **** do you want now? It better not be something useless, I was fighting a ******* 40 man raid, and I tell you, they got ****** when I just walked away from there with all of that loot."
#409 May 05 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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he Walks out of the portal to give us rift collector edition ^^
#410 May 05 2011 at 12:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Not again... Who left the portal open?
#411 May 05 2011 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow! This new 3D TV is amazing! It's like I'm really about to be crushed by a giant bo*splurch*
#412 May 05 2011 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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...and this is why I don't eat vesper and goblin burritos anymore.
#413 May 05 2011 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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The Roshambo Champion takes on new challengers
#414 May 05 2011 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Pass the ball to the big guy for the jumpshot!
#415 May 05 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
"Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad."

"I'm on the Brute Squad."

"You are the Brute Squad!"
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#416 May 05 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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#417 May 05 2011 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Defiant #1: *looks up in awe* Wow I can't believe we did it!

Defiant #2: We actually summoned a giant from beyond the portal!

Defiant #3: Wait... what's he doing?

Giant: *looks around for a minute, then looks back through portal* Alright guys come on through! This place is way better than Azeroth.
#418 May 05 2011 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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• Meet Hellboys large brother Alvin.

(large brother, not big brother)

• Heh, I've seen bigger.. enemies, I mean.

• Maybe he can explain how magnets work?

Edited, May 5th 2011 4:26pm by Bessan
#419 May 05 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
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The New Trump Black House. He could not get the shattered dream of presidency bid out of his mind, so he turned to Rift. Soon coming in Patch 1.3
#420 May 05 2011 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"We're gonna need a bigger bow"
#421 May 05 2011 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Word to my stone giant.
#422 May 05 2011 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Bad Boys, Bad Boys what you gonna do when they come for you...Bad Boys
#423 May 05 2011 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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...and along came Jones, Long walking, people stalking, Mr bad *** Jones.
#424 May 05 2011 at 5:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Defiant 1 says, "Man, no quest is worth all this..."
#425 May 05 2011 at 6:19 PM Rating: Decent
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You rang?
#426 May 05 2011 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Where did the rest of the raid go?!
#427 May 05 2011 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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BIG adventures lie ahead....BE PREPARED!
#428 May 05 2011 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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This is their goalie? How is this fair?
#429 May 05 2011 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Wifes home i have to log tell me how the fight went tomorrow.
#430 May 05 2011 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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...Aaaaand that makes you laaaaaaaarger than life
#431 May 05 2011 at 6:44 PM Rating: Decent
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And now if you'll just slip 25 SC into the coin slot.....
#432 May 05 2011 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Told you we shouldn't have logged off here!!!!!
#433 May 05 2011 at 6:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, it could be worse. There could be two of them...
#434 May 05 2011 at 6:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Want Fries to go with that SHAKE!?
#435 May 05 2011 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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You guys are pretty good at red light, green light.
#436 May 05 2011 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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There is a little captain in all of us.
#437 May 05 2011 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Guys, I know we're supposed to be Defiant and we kinda don't do the whole praying thing, but...well...I can't really think of a better time to change that.
#438 May 05 2011 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Can they see me? I think they can see me. No, they saw me. I hope they don't see me.
#439 May 05 2011 at 7:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I Never Get Tired of Kicking ***** and Taken Names, Out of the Way Pecks......
#440 May 05 2011 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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I guess... this is the part, where we run away!
#441 May 05 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
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um guys we really should have thought this out better!
#442 May 05 2011 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Can you shave my legs?
#443 May 05 2011 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
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"I whip my #%*! back and forth. (whip it real good)"
#444 May 05 2011 at 8:17 PM Rating: Decent
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We'll start as his pinky toes and work our way up!
#445 May 05 2011 at 8:21 PM Rating: Decent
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gl hf
#446 May 05 2011 at 8:24 PM Rating: Decent
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*Giant humming to himself as he steps through the portal* I love you, you love me, we're one happy family, with big huge foot, stepping on midgets heads, now we're happy that the midgets are dead... *humms some more*
#447 May 05 2011 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Giant: Treants ain't got nothing on me.
#448 May 05 2011 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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BEHOLD!!
The slayer of the PSN!!
#449 May 05 2011 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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When One see's a Titan
One must get on the horse
#450 May 05 2011 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
****
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"Look at the size of that portal, you know he's got to be compensating for something."
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#451 May 05 2011 at 10:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Lets see what's behind door number 1......

O crap!!
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